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Fletcher Hanks: The RPG

Fletcher Hanks: The RPG A brief post, inspired by a Facebook conversation. GM:”You encounter a…” Player: “I transform it into a two-headed frog, then take the frog to a space-snake, which swallows the frog and halfway digests it, but then … Continue reading

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All The World’s Monsters, Volume 2 Part 3

All The World’s Monsters, Volume II, Part III Featuring the Garlic Bread Golem From The Rare “Bugbears And Bakeries” Supplement, I Guess I Made That Up The Supplement, I Mean. The Garlic Bread Golem? Totally Real. This article is being … Continue reading

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All The World’s Monsters, Volume 2 Part 2

All The World’s Monsters, Volume II, Part II Featuring “Demon Of Sleep Etc” And The Foil Monster God Damn, But I Love Unapologetic Old School Madness Right! Let’s skip the all usual shilly-shallying, malingering, dilly-dallying, and loitering. If you want … Continue reading

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All The World’s Monsters, Volume 2 Part 1

All The World’s Monsters, Volume II, Part I This One Has Bionic Unicorns Seriously, What More Do You Need? Bionic Unicorns, Dude! The backstory on All The World’s Monsters, the series (not to be confused with the movie, the web … Continue reading

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Starchildren Part II

Starchildren, Part II Sex, Drugs, And Rock & Rolling Dice Except… I Think You Use Cards In This? Wow, There Goes That Headline Right Down The Pipes OK. As we saw in our previous episode, aliens who though the 1970s … Continue reading

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Starchildren

Starchildren : Velvet Generation In The Grim Darkness Of The Third Millennium There Is Only Rock! And/Or Roll! And Judging From A Random Illustration, Jobs At McDonalds. Grim, Tyrannical, Oppressive, McDonalds. So, Nothing New, Then? I Dunno. Maybe The Burgers … Continue reading

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All The World’s Monsters, Volume 1 Part 4

All The World’s Monsters, Volume I Part IV That’s The Funny One With The Whales, Right? No, This Is The One With The Killer Pinecone In It Yes, Really Welcome back, after a long absence, to what ought to be … Continue reading

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A Plethora Of Perilous Potions

A Plethora Of Perilous Potions Well, with onezero days to go in RPG Bloggers October theme of “potions”, I decided to create some. This isn’t as polished as I’d like, even by my low standards, but I want to get … Continue reading

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A Brief Digression Into Media

A brief digression? On this blog? Shocking! Not the digression part; the brief part. Just so we’re clear. Still milking the multiple header gag, I see. Sigh. Still metacommenting on yourself, I see. You can go blind doing that. Saw … Continue reading

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All The World’s Monsters, Volume 1 Part 3

All The World’s Monsters, Volume I Part III In 3-D! Note: Not Actually In 3-D Here we are again, continuing our expedition through the marvels, mysteries, and mayonnaise [[Note:Come up with something else that begins with ‘m’ before this is … Continue reading

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