Noxious Rhythm It’s late Sunday Wednesday afternoon Thursday morning (this was written on Sunday 4/27/2025, but I haven’t posted it yet — though if you see this, I have posted it, obviously), and very soon I will have the outline … Continue reading →
Missile Burst I Have An Actual Game In 90 Minutes So, Like A Contestant on Masterchef, I Will Serve What’s Ready When The Buzzer Goes Off Gordon Ramsey Is Gonna Swear At Me, Isn’t He? Important: In the interests of … Continue reading →
Corpseroot A New Monster (Or Maybe Hazard) For Pathfinder 2e, Maybe AD&D Too Look, I Make This Shit Up As I Go Along, OK? Credit Where It Is Due: To be fair, I never make strong claims to “originality” for … Continue reading →
Chimeric Insanity (Enchantment/Charm) Level: 3 Range: 8″ Duration: Special, see below Area of Effect: up to 4″ by 4″ Components: V, S, M Casting Time: 5 segments Saving Throw: Special, see below. This spell inflicts a strange, cyclic, madness on … Continue reading →
Arms To Alligators Does What It Says On The Tin Inspiration Comes From Odd Places So, I’m 95% done with a chargen article on The Morrow Project (early 80s version) and I have been for several weeks, for reasons explained … Continue reading →
The Pun Is Mightier Than The Sword Which Is A Pun, So, It’s Kind Of Recursive Which Is What People Do When I Tell Jokes, They Curse And Recurse Get It? Get It? Sigh. My Talents Are Wasted Here. (A … Continue reading →
Prismatic Blade Dual Statted For Old School And New Coloring The Text Like That Was a PITA. I Had To Select Each Letter. I Wish I Knew More CSS. I Don’t Like The Blue Background, But The Yellow Didn’t Show … Continue reading →
Bedbugs A Classical Gygaxian Creature Because Once The Idea Crawled Into My Head, It Wouldn’t Leave Until I Wrote This Up I Have An Unfinished Novel, An Unfinished Short Story, And Some Programming Stuff I Want To Teach Myself, But, … Continue reading →
Parathan’s Persuasive Paraffin Pachyderm Aura moderate transmutation; CL 6th Slot none; Price 6,000 gp; Weight 1 lb. Description This item resembles a skillfully-carved candle in the shape of an elephant, its trunk raised and head thrown back, as if in … Continue reading →
Zombees Or Does It Work Better As Zom-Bees? Not Sure. OK, let me get this out of the way early: I am 99.99% sure that I am not the first person to stumble on this particular horrid pun and make … Continue reading →