Arms To Alligators Does What It Says On The Tin Inspiration Comes From Odd Places So, I’m 95% done with a chargen article on The Morrow Project (early 80s version) and I have been for several weeks, for reasons explained … Continue reading →
The Pun Is Mightier Than The Sword Which Is A Pun, So, It’s Kind Of Recursive Which Is What People Do When I Tell Jokes, They Curse And Recurse Get It? Get It? Sigh. My Talents Are Wasted Here. (A … Continue reading →
Prismatic Blade Dual Statted For Old School And New Coloring The Text Like That Was a PITA. I Had To Select Each Letter. I Wish I Knew More CSS. I Don’t Like The Blue Background, But The Yellow Didn’t Show … Continue reading →
Bedbugs A Classical Gygaxian Creature Because Once The Idea Crawled Into My Head, It Wouldn’t Leave Until I Wrote This Up I Have An Unfinished Novel, An Unfinished Short Story, And Some Programming Stuff I Want To Teach Myself, But, … Continue reading →
Parathan’s Persuasive Paraffin Pachyderm Aura moderate transmutation; CL 6th Slot none; Price 6,000 gp; Weight 1 lb. Description This item resembles a skillfully-carved candle in the shape of an elephant, its trunk raised and head thrown back, as if in … Continue reading →
Zombees Or Does It Work Better As Zom-Bees? Not Sure. OK, let me get this out of the way early: I am 99.99% sure that I am not the first person to stumble on this particular horrid pun and make … Continue reading →
A Plethora Of Perilous Potions Well, with onezero days to go in RPG Bloggers October theme of “potions”, I decided to create some. This isn’t as polished as I’d like, even by my low standards, but I want to get … Continue reading →
Shark, 3-Headed, 3-Versions Inspired by cinema… Pathfinder Version Three Headed Shark The sight of a great white’s fin breaking the water is fearsome enough, but then the creature’s three heads appear briefly above the surface, turning this way and that … Continue reading →
Boredom In Pathfinder And I Don’t Mean Waiting While A Player And The GM Argue Over Grappling Rules That’s Usually Amusing, And Can Enhance Your Knowledge Of Profanity Player:”I start going through the books in the lich’s library to look … Continue reading →
Friendslayer Blade, A Cursed Weapon For Pathfinder Introduction Continuing our theme of “curses“, as in “God damn it, where the hell did we pack my copy of Welcome To Skull Tower?1“, we present a cursed… but still useful… magic item. … Continue reading →