Westworld: Griefer’s Paradise (Starts Humming That Weird Al Song) You Know, “Amish Paradise”? Yeah, That One. So, getting away from my usual topics of game reviews no one reads and game materials no one reads, I thought I’d try media … Continue reading →
In Convenient Chart Format Year Edition Video Game 2000 Third 2008 Fourth 2012 Fifth Discuss. share: Bookmark on Delicious Digg this post Recommend on Facebook Share on fark share via Reddit Share with Stumblers Tweet about it Subscribe to the … Continue reading →
The Name Of His Wife Jacob Brown sat on a rough wooden chair. The light from a single flickering candle illuminated sod walls. He set down a wooden bowl filled with watery gruel, which was his breakfast, and blew out … Continue reading →
Tabletop>MMO 4EVR Or, At Least, Until We Get Around To Inventing True AI The concept of an AI DM… true AI, creative and self-aware, is terrifying. It can’t be reasoned with. It can’t be bribed with pizza or boobies. It … Continue reading →
Since we’d been talking about Everquest, I just had to share this when I stumbled upon it, though I didn’t use StumbleUpon, as it turns out. I remember when this was bleeding-edge graphics. 🙂 And I remember people complaining this … Continue reading →
September 12, 2004 Dear Blizzard: I’ve been seeing previews of your new “World of Warcraft” game, and I think you’re wasting the rumored 50 million dollars you’ve put into it. It’s nothing but a clone of the market leader, Everquest, … Continue reading →
I posted this over on MMORPG.com, but I figure it’s just as appropriate to post here: http://www.atarimagazines.com/compute/issue53/012_1_Is_A_Picture_Worth_A_Thousand_Words.php Included in this article are various corporate talking heads spewing their usual excuses for shallow games that appeal only to WoW kiddies: “The … Continue reading →
Why They Haven’t Fixed Your Bug Yet And, Why You’re A Moron For Asking “How can they worry about adding three new hats when the server crashes every week???” answered! OK, crybabies. Listen up. On every MMORPG related board, I … Continue reading →
R u a looser? Don’t be — Read Grammar For Gamers! (Updated 2/20/2012) Hi there. This is an attempt to consolidate all of the most common, and most annoying, errors in spelling and grammar seen on gaming boards, and in game … Continue reading →