Corpseroot
Corpseroot A New Monster (Or Maybe Hazard) For Pathfinder 2e, Maybe AD&D Too Look, I Make This Shit Up As I Go Along, OK? Credit Where It Is Due: To be fair, I never make strong claims to “originality” for … Continue reading →
Category Archives: Monsters
Lightning Bugs
Lightning Bugs! Yes, Of Course That’s A Horrible Pun. Presented Mostly As Filler (And As An Example Of The ‘Creative Process’) Earth Delta’s next alpha is finally, finally, getting to the point where I can post it here to be … Continue reading →
Vampire Sponge
Vampire Sponge Hazard 6 |Environmental|Trap|Stealth DC 28 (expert) Description Sponges lurking in shallow pools have become quite lethal to anyone or anything that draws too near. They will usually grow in scattered patches in such a way as to … Continue reading →
Parranda
Parranda Another Product Of The IWFEA (Insane Wizard’s Full Employment Act) Behold! The majestic parranda, or parrotpanda, or pandaparrot, I suppose. I saw an image on Facebook (unsourced, of course, if the original creator wishes to identify (or indemnify) themselves, … Continue reading →
The Broken
The Broken Tortured Undead for AD&D 1e and Pathfinder 2e Because Once The Idea Crawls In, Only Writing Can Get It Out As I’m sure no one has noticed (since no one reads this), updates have been sparser than usual … Continue reading →
Inferno
Inferno Not Every Monster I Create Is Based On a Bad Pun Just, Y’Know, Most Of Them When the Muse Calls, You Must Listen Inferno So I am waiting in line at the grocery store, and someone ahead of me … Continue reading →
Laser Leech
Laser Leech! It’s a Leech! With a Laser! Last night, I am sitting in bed, when the words “laser leech” suddenly appear, unbidden, in my mind. I debate whether or not to send myself an email with the words “laser … Continue reading →
Golden-Tongued Mummy
Golden-Tongued Mummy With Several Variants Well, after a month where I published more articles here than in the past several years combined, it should surprise no one I took some time off. What might surprise people is I’ve actually been … Continue reading →
Rot-weiler
Rot-Weiler In Multiple Breeds “If making up post-apocalyptic monsters based on horrible puns is wrong, I don’t want to be right.”(Me) Well, I didn’t plan for a month between updates — again — but I also didn’t plan to not … Continue reading →