Category Archives: Breakfast Crunch

What is Breakfast Crunch? Well it’s probably a no-name knock-off cereal sold in huge plastic bags with a picture of, I dunno, a dancing hippo on it but it’s also a feature where Lizard sits down at his computer eats some breakfast and makes up some allegedly useful bit of game crunch. Guaranteed to have all the quality completeness and playtesting implied. I am writing this in an hour after having been dragged out of bed by a hungry cat and before the caffeine has hit my system. Consider yourself warned.

Shark, Three Headed

Shark, 3-Headed, 3-Versions Inspired by cinema… Pathfinder Version Three Headed Shark The sight of a great white’s fin breaking the water is fearsome enough, but then the creature’s three heads appear briefly above the surface, turning this way and that … Continue reading

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Boredom In Pathfinder

Boredom In Pathfinder And I Don’t Mean Waiting While A Player And The GM Argue Over Grappling Rules That’s Usually Amusing, And Can Enhance Your Knowledge Of Profanity Player:”I start going through the books in the lich’s library to look … Continue reading

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Friendslayer Blade

Friendslayer Blade, A Cursed Weapon For Pathfinder Introduction Continuing our theme of “curses“, as in “God damn it, where the hell did we pack my copy of Welcome To Skull Tower?1“, we present a cursed… but still useful… magic item. … Continue reading

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More Curses

More Curses (Foiled Again!) But First, A Digression (There’s A Shock….) It occurs to me that dying curse is a poor choice for spontaneous casters, who have very few spells known, and would be loathe to waste one of them … Continue reading

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Dying Curse

In honor of the RPG Blog Carnival theme of “Curses”, here’s a quick Pathfinder spell… Dying Curse School necromancy; LevelĀ  antipaladin 2, bloodrager 3, cleric/oracle 2, shaman 2, sorcerer/wizard 3, witch 2; Casting Time 1 immediate action or free action, … Continue reading

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Bloodmouth Carnist

Bloodmouth Carnist Introduction OK, the move is technically complete… we’ve been living here for two weeks, but there’s still a lot of stuff in boxes. Among the stuff in boxes is my copy of Welcome To Skull Tower, which is … Continue reading

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Figurine Of Wondrous Power: Scorpion Throne

Figurine Of Wondrous Power: Scorpion Throne Owen Stephens posted this image on FB. With the Halloween theme for RPGBloggers being Things That Go Bump In The Night,[1] I decided this fit, reasonably well, and as you may have noted from … Continue reading

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Some Exotic Armors

New And Exotic Armors Because a fantasy universe should not be limited to “leather, chain, plate”. This is a selection of (I think) interesting and unusual types of armor, as might be found among different cultures and species. While some … Continue reading

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Ten-Fold Pouch

The Ever Shifting Pouch In what may be a record since I gave up on daily updates several years ago, three entries in one month — and it’s only the ninth! Continuing the Blog Carnival theme of Gunpowder, Treason, and … Continue reading

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Shield of Fearsome Mien

Shield Of Fearsome Mien Ah, thank you, Mr. Gygax, for the massive expansion to my vocabulary. It is not entirely known who first crafted the shield of fearsome mien. There are references to items of this nature dating back a … Continue reading

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